I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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