Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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