Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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