Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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