i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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