considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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