Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Drake has all the answers
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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