Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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