I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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