i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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