How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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