WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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