I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
