Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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