how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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