hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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