She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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