Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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