I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
