yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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