I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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