We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just had sex on a roof
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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