the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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