If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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did you just send me my own nude
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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