u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Let's get the cat blown out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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