I bet he comes in French.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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