There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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