No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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