At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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