i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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