I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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