lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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