yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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