I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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