dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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