I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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