mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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