I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She even gives head with a lisp.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
