yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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