you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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