none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
