we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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