As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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