Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize