Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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