She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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