We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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