I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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