i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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