thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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