i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Boobs are out for the taking
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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