I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I will be naked everywhere
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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