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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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• (707): View more from California

  Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

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  ..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (718): View more from New York

  in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs

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