just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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