break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just want cinnabon and vodka.