I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment