i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
