My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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