I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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