i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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