Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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