New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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